If Guys You Meet at Parties Were Alcohol

Parties are always a mish mash of different personalities. You can meet a potential best friend, or a potential stalker. It's like a lottery, except the odds of hitting the jackpot are probably way less. We've all met these types of guys...

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1. The Wine Cooler

Sickly sweet, the Wine Cooler tells you everything you want to hear. By the end of the night you've received compliments on your hair, shoes, eyes, and personality, and when they run out of normal things to compliment they start to grasp at straws, "I like your curly hair, it's really big." Now, like the drink, the Wine Cooler can only be handled in small doses, or else you're sure to get a headache by the end of the night. This one's probably a creep, be ready to do your "get me out of this conversation" hand signal to your BFF.

2. The Beer

Athletic and manly, the Beer is a guy's guy. Expect some chest bumping or a baseball cap sporting some logo that you couldn't place if your life depended on it. Bubbly and laid back, the Beer can be found over by the pong table, or chugging back a few with his teammates. But, like most girls' sentiments on beer, they just aren't our taste. The Beer is too busy entertaining the guys than impressing the girls. Even if you do get a second to talk to him, he just doesn't know how to interact with the opposite sex, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Next!

3. The Wine

The Wine just doesn't belong here. Quiet and reserved, the Wine sports an air of elegance not visible with the other gentlemen at the party. While you wouldn't be keen to approach him, because he would just slow down your party mood, you appreciate his charm. Don't write this one off though, he's probably just better suited to a nice dinner one on one. How did he even get here anyways? 

4. The Vodka

The Vodka is the life of the party. His motives are clear and transparent, this guy just wants everyone to have a good time. Mixing with everyone, the Vodka is the one you want to be around. But, unfortunately, so do all of the other girls, so be ready to pull out your best pick up lines to stay on top. A word of caution, too much time with this guy will get you on the roof of the house or facedown on the lawn before you know it. Maybe the Vodka is a little bit of a troublemaker, use discretion...

5. The Water

This one should be obvious. The Water is the "boring" one. You know he has to be there, to be the DD or to make sure his friends don't end up in a jail cell by the end of the night. With a clear head, this is the guy that, if your mom was a fly on the wall at this party, would want you to spend time with. On second thought, he's the guy you should talk to, just not in this party setting, maybe somewhere with less drunks everywhere.

Let's be honest here, very rarely does one find a lifelong friend, or husband material, at a wild bash. The guys above are no exception. My advice? Head to the party, stick with your best girlfriends, and you're sure to have a great time no matter who you meet!